In wake of the recent cold fronts that have hit Miami,Fl. One man against all odds has created a germ blocking technology to protect himself from other South Floridians that have colds at the workplace. He has invented Tape Stick Tissue or TST Block for short. He has done this in order to stay “Miami Sexy” which he says is “as necessary as food or water in Miami life and culture, staying sexy means everything in this region of the US.”
Sexy women have been spreading these colds in Miami and it comes from their attempts to “look cute.” They have simply overdressed and are making themselves sick. Overheating and hot flashes have created the perfect scenario for germs to multiply.
One woman who remains to stay unanimous about the rapid spread of colds in South Florida, we will call her Lis, has said, “It’s our only chance to wear boots!” But the rise of boot wearing in Florida, a state where that foot wear is foreign, has created the “Wet Socks” situation and has contributed to the problem.
In order to understand this we must understand what these recent weather changes have done to people in South Florida. Usually in the winter time the temperature are in the 80′s but recent weather has been in the mid 50′s. It’s enough to make a Toronto native shiver at the thought of such a drastic weather change.
Women are practically in bathing suits and then forced to put on a sweaters and high healed boots. These women are simply a hot mess.
Moments after idea was invented
Which brings us to Carlito-Sway, marketing guru, entrepreneur, inventor and music producer who happen to work in an office cubicle with a bunch of these ladies. Not only has he been successful at blocking these women from his sexiness by wearing his wedding ring at all time but in a time of desperation has found a way to block all germ cold attacks with products anyone can find at their own work desk or local cvs.
Carlito says, “I felt like the engineers at Apollo 7 or 12 or whatever the Tom Hanks film where he was in space and the smartest persons in the world needed to find items in the spaceship to protect them from bad things in the air”
And so as the story goes… Everyone at the office was coughing, sneezing and blowing noses. Some people resorted to masks and the scene appeared like that movie were the monkey eats a banana and a person eats the banana too and then they get infected and something about a movie theatre and Dustin Hoffman acts serious and a pilot has a awkward moment and the town does not blow up, kind of like that movie.
That was the scene and Carlito Sway was terrified.
Then something happened! Angie across his cubicle sneezed so loud that a shock wave hit Carlito and an invention was created. He took a tissue and a fellow co-employee took a roll of scotch tape and wrapped it around his face and head. At first he was worried that the tape would stick and affect his hair gel but the scotch tape did not stick and it stayed secured. GERMS did not stand a chance against this block.
I would not be surprised if people from Texas or Puerto Rico take this measure to protect themselves, noting the high population of cheap Latin and white fathers in those regions who will protect loved ones as cost effective as possible.
Unlike China, The US does not have facemasks mandatory by the state, so the Tape Stick Tissue or TST Block is best for regions of cheap people. Not ghetto people just cheap. In fact local rich businessmen are already considering TST block for all employees and their wives.
The tissue industry has prepared for mass production of TST block offering lemon and aloe scented tissues.
Carlito Sway sexiness remains and as president of ACL Management and Marketing which clients include many Miami businesses, he feels this new invention will help his clients “fight fire with highly flammable tissues” at these germs that have appeared in South Florida.
Carlito also plans to test more fabrics including napkins and paper towels to see which will be the most effective against BAD germs. Although he notes tissues will become the norm because of comfort and easy of use when blowing ones nose, he thinks napkins might be useful after eating lunch and dinner.
For more info on TST Technology stayed tuned to the ACL Video Flyer Page.
Expensive masks make people scared of germs
Carlito remains sexy after cold front or so his wife says
